Tired of tech bros treating Elon Musk like he's some sort of divine genius? This shirt is your go-to response for every smug Tesla driver, crypto cultist, and Musk-worshipping Redditor who thinks his chaotic nonsense is revolutionary.
Crafted from ultra-comfy fabric with a fit that flatters all body types, it’s perfect for standing in line at Starbucks while some tech nerd nervously adjusts his Tesla key fob. Bonus points if you wear it to a sci-fi convention just to trigger the Elon stans in their “Mars Colony 2025” hoodies.
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Width, in
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in
15.10
16.50
18.00
19.50
21.00
22.40
23.70
25.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Product features - Shoulder tape to stabilize and prevent stretching. - Seamless design for a clean, attractive look. - Ribbed collar that retains shape over time. - Crafted from strong, smooth fabric, perfect for vibrant prints. - Ethically made with 100% US cotton, ensuring quality and comfort.
Care instructions - Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: medium - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
